Fortune cooky of today

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/ Knucklehead: "Knock, knock" Pee Wee:    \
| "Who's there?" Knucklehead: "Little ol' |
| lady." Pee Wee: "Liddle ol' lady who?"  |
| Knucklehead: "I didn't know you could   |
\ yodel"                                  /
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        \    ,-^-.
         \   !oYo!
          \ /./=\.\______
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               Cowth Vader

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