Fortune cooky of today

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/ If you think last Tuesday was a drag, \
| wait till you see what happens        |
\ tomorrow!                             /
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        \    ,-^-.
         \   !oYo!
          \ /./=\.\______
               ##        )\/\
                ||-----w||
                ||      ||

               Cowth Vader

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