Fortune cooky of today

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/ Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb? A: A \
\ corpse.                                /
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   \
    \
        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/

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